Do you like to party?
Music
The Vengabus is coming,
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
Vengaboys
Hi! We're the Vengaboys!
Robin
Vengaboys are on tour of UK and it is our touring diary!
Roy
I'm Roy! I like to party!
Robin
And I'm Robin! I like to party! But Roy!
Roy
What's that, Robin?
Robin
I am thinking, you do not like to party really!
Roy
Naturally I like to party! Why do you accuse I don't like to party?
Robin
Sorry Roy. I perceived you to being unhappy today, but it is party,
so I thought you do not like to party.
Roy
Of course I do like to party. I live life to max!
Robin
Yes Roy. I also like to party. Also, why do you have unhappiness?
Roy
Oh Robin. It is at this time last year at which my father is dying.
[pause]
Vengababes
Hi guys! Are you ready for partying!
Robin
Hi Kim! Hi... hi, Denice. I am ready for great party! Mega!
Roy
<sigh> Yes. Let's have a party.
Kim
It is going to be big party time today guys!
Denice
Ooh Kim! Yeah! Where is it today we have sexy parties!
Kim
I think today it is wild party town of Mil-tonn-Kaynes! Is that
correct Roy Loverboy?
Roy
[back to normal, cheerful] That's right Kim! Yes! Partying today
takes place in traditional English conurbation of Mil-tonn-Kaynes,
where many interesting facts of history take place. Now Vengaboys
make history with biggest party ever!
Robin
Wow Roy, it will be so cool! Vengaboys take party to another level!
Roy
Uh! Don't say that Robin!
Denice
What, Another Level?
Roy
<shudder>
Robin
Denice, I think there is big thing wrong with Roy. But I can't wait to
really get down and party, no?
Denice
Yeah! Up your face! Time to get down and dirty with the
Mil-tonn-Kaynes Vengafans in hot party action!
Robin
[beat] Mm. I... like to party!
Denice
[genuine] Do you Robin?
Robin
[beat] Yes.
Roy
Well, you are not having long to wait. Vengabus arrives!
SFX
Vengabus screeches to a halt
Roy
Let's party!
All
<cheer> Go Vengaboys!
SFX
Car doors
Kim
Look! There are the Vengafans!
All
Hi guys!
Milton
Excuse me?
All
Hi! We're the Vengaboys!
Robin
And we like to party!
Denice
Do you like to party?
Milton
No.
Robin
Haha! Of course you are joking! You like to party!
Milton
No.
Robin
Roy, they do not like to party!
Roy
[confused] What about... do you like...
Milton
No! Go away!
Roy
Bugger.
Music
The Vengabus is coming!