Terrorism party fun
Music
The Vengabus is coming,
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
Robin
Hi listening listeners! I am the Vengaboy Robin!
Roy
And I am Vengaboy who is entitled Roy!
Vengaboys
We are the Vengaboys!
Roy
We are them.
Robin
We are on Vengabus for Vengatour! This is our Vengadiary!
Roy
Vengamusic, Robin. For the Vengafans!
Robin
Yes! The Vengabeat is partybeat! Mega!!
Roy
That's right Robin - the Vengabeat is ...party-beat.
Vengababies!
Vengababes
Hi guys!
Kim
Hey Roy Loverboy!
Roy
Hey Kim!
Kim
What does Venga mean?
Denice
Venga means good time! Venga means sexy party entertainment! Venga
means love and fun! Up your face!
Kim
Yes Denice, but what... oh never mind. Roy, where is today's
excitement party?
Roy
So, today it is party for peace, in conurbation of Belfast.
Kim
Belfast? Isn't that in Ireland!
Roy
In North-Ireland Kim! Be careful, also it is completely different
land!
Kim
What, North-Ireland is on different continent to Ireland?
Roy
[beat] Yes.
Kim
Ah!
Denice
In North-Ireland everyone is terrorism Roy! Attention for landmines!
Roy
A falsehood Denice. Belfast is peace-town for love party! See! There
are two guys in talking! Let us speak at them!
SFX
Vengabus stops
Roy
Hi! North-Ireland peace citizens!
Neil
What do you want?
Vengaboys
We're the Vengaboys!
Kim
Who are yous?
Sean
I'm Sean Fayne.
Neil
And I'm Neil Surrender.
Terrorists
We're the terrorists!
Robin
Neil, I like your big round hat. It makes a look like homosexual man!
Neil
What?
Roy
[chiding] Robin! [beat] Let's make a sensible ideas to solving
troubles. Guys, what is the argument please.
Sean
I will fight to the death for a united Ireland!
Neil
I will fight to the death against a united Ireland!
Kim
Wows! For mans with bad Irish accents, you very angry!
Denice
Hey! I know! Why not live in peace and harmony, yes!
Terrorists
No! / Never! etc.
Neil
No Mercy!!
Roy
Urgh. Don't say that, Neil.
Sean
What, No Mercy?
Robin
Look Denice! Sean has funny beards! He looks silly!
Roy
[chiding] Robin! Let us stop the violence with power of party! Would
you like to party?
Terrorists
No.
Roy
Would you prefer to shoot each other, with gun?
Terrorists
[beat] Yes.
Robin
Bugger.
SFX
Gunshots
Music
The Vengabus is coming!