Where's the party at?
Music
The Vengabus is coming,
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
Roy
Hi! I'm...
Robin
[interrupting, enthusiastic] I'm Robin!
Roy
...yes, and I'm Roy.
[alone] We're...
[reminding him] Robin.
[alone] We're...
[reminding him] Robin.
Vengaboys
[Robin joining in] We're the Vengaboys!
Roy
- and we like to party! This is our touring diary!
Robin
Today we have made it to Lonndonn.
Roy
[chiding] Eventually, Robin.
Robin
[cheerful] Yes Roy. It is Lonndonn swinging party conurbation!
Kim
Hi to Robin! Hi to Roy Loverboy! Is it time for party?!
Roy
Not yet already time for party Kim! Hi!
Robin
Vengababy Kim, where is the Denice?
Kim
Oh, putting on making-up in the back of Vengabus. I want to party!
Why is it not the time for party already?
Roy
We must search for the party! It is at the pub!
Robin
We are finding for the pub, where is it?
Denice
Hi everybodies!
All
Hi Denice!
Robin
I like your boobies Denice! Mega!
Denice
...Thanks... Robin. Erm. Is it time for up-your-face party?
Kim
No Denice. Apparently we must find where's the party at!
Denice
It is at the pub of course stupid!
Roy
You know where is the pub, Denice?
Denice
...er... is it in East 17?
Roy
Grrr. Don't say that Denice!!
Kim
What, East 17?
Roy
<shudder>
Robin
[beat] Denice, are your boobies real boobies?
Roy
[admonishing] Robin! [beat] Let us aim to discover directions to pub.
SFX
Bus braking to halt; window sliding down noise if available
Robin
Pardon me you guy! Please tell Vengaboys, where is the party at?
Geezer
Wot?
Roy
Vengaboys want to party! Please tell us, where is the pub?
Geezer
Which pub?
Robin
The pub in Lonndonn man! Do you know not where it is?
Roy
Forget him! Vengaboys will find pub using road signs!
Vengababes
Yeah! Go Vengaboys!
SFX
Vengabus accelerates and fades into distance, with Vengaboys and
Vengababes cheering and whooping
Music
The Vengabus is coming!