We like to party
Music
The Vengabus is coming,
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
Roy
Hi! I'm Roy!
Robin
Hi Roy! I'm Robin!
Vengaboys
We're the Vengaboys!
Robin
And we like to party! Well... I am liking to party, do you like to
party Roy?
Roy
Yes Robin. I do like to party.
Robin
We have a party in the Vengabus! Party party fun time!
Roy
Thanks Robin. Yes, we're the Vengaboys and we're on tour in your town
of England.
Robin
Vengaboys are original party animals! We bring action to the
Great-Britain today!
Roy
That's right. You're hearing our diary of touring UK with our good
friends who are entitled the Vengababies.
Robin
They are busty ladies! With bikini!
Roy
Speak hello to Vengababies Denice and Kim!
Vengababes
Hi Vengaboys! We like to party!
Robin
Hi Denice, I like to party too! Mega!
Denice
Don't go OTT, Robin.
Roy
Ngh. Don't say that Denice.
Kim
What, OTT?
Roy
<shudder>
Kim
Where are we touring today, Roy Loverboy?
Roy
Well Kim, today Vengaboys take partying to the English conurbation
Lonn-donn.
Denice
Way out, Roy! Up your face partying!
Robin
Wow! In Lonn-donn we can make much sexy enjoyment, eh Denice?
Denice
Oh yeah, Robin. I can't wait to check out the horny Lonn-donn
partyboys!
Robin
Uh.
Roy
[beat] Robin... in what direction is it to Lonn-donn? Must I drive the
Vengabus leftwards already?
Kim
[reading road sign] Newcast-le? Is that near Lonn-donn?
Robin
Erm. Yeah man! It is the direction!
Roy
OK! Vengaboys! Let's go!
SFX
Bus horn going past. Pause; if it fits with the music, put the 'We.
Like. To party.' bit here, faded up. Fade into conversation:
Robin
[...] but it wasn't me who said we should go left! It was Roy!
Roy
It was not, Robin!
Kim
Guys! Guys! Vengaboys is about partying! Not arguments!
Robin
Look Roy! It is a guy! Stop the Vengabus and ask this guy!
SFX
Bus braking to halt; window sliding down noise if available
Roy
Hi man! I'm Roy!
Robin
And I'm Robin!
Vengaboys
We're the Vengaboys!
Roy
Tell us please, is this Lonndonn?
Brummie
Nah mate, s'Birmingham, yow wanna go round the ring road and down the
M40.
Roy
How please?
Brummie
Wot?
Roy
Excusing me, I do not comprehend your talking!
Brummie
Yerwot?!
Denice
Speak English man, what is it you say?
Robin
Denice is right! I cannot understand his speaking too!
Kim
I know! Let's try that way!
Roy
Okay! Thanks, guy! See you later for party time!
SFX
Window sliding; Bus pulls away.
Robin
What does that say... Edin-burger? Cool!
Kim
Go Vengaboys!
SFX
Vengabus accelerates and fades into distance
Music
The Vengabus is coming!