Hooray for quality clip shows
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Villain
I am in danger! [cut] Help me! [cut] Please!!
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is crime!
Jeff
I helping you!!!
Villain
Ha ha ha ha ha! I was not in danger! I am [cut] contrived villain! Yes!!
Jeff
It was a trap!!
Villain
Now back to my lair!
Jenny
No!!
Jeff
He has got radioactivity! He knows it is my weakness!
Villain
Ha ha ha ha! Now I am giving [cut] drugs, Jizzy Jeff [cut] you must remember things from old episodes!
Jenny
Jeff, remember when you thwarted evil drugs baron in Columbia!
Jeff
I am [cut] successful music rapper with success [cut] I am remembering!
FX
Flashback wibbley noise
Jenny
Now we are in Columbia!
Jeff
My sperm-senses are tingling!
Samantha
I am a drugs baron!
Jenny
Samantha Janus was the drugs baron all along!!
FX
Flashback wibbley noise
Jeff
Ha ha ha yes.
Jenny
Yes.
Jeff
Yes.
Jenny
...Yes. [beat] Remember another thing Jeff!
FX
Flashback
Jeff
With the milk I have got my powers back!!
SFX
Squirting noise
Billy
Argh!
Jenny
Jeff, you have beaten the criminals again yes. I like you.
Bystander#1
I like Jizzy Jeff too.
FX
Flashback
Jeff
Ha ha ha yes.
Villain
You have remembered enough to fill an episode [cut] Jizzy Jeff, you now can go home.
Jeff
Thank you!!
Jenny
It is good!
Jeff
Hooray for quality clip shows!
Jenny
It is cheap! And great!
Bystander#2
Hooray Jeff hooray!
Bystander#3
Jeff is good for cheap radio!
Bystander#2
Hooray [cut] hooray!
Jeff
[long pause] ...Nothing further has happened!!
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff returns soon for more high-octane crime-fight action!