The millennium bug
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Jenny
Look out Jeff! It is time for tea!
Jeff
I am surfing!
Jenny
[denial] No!!
Jeff
On internet!!!
Jenny
[over-the-top realisation] Ohhhh!!!
Jeff
We are investigating the mystery of God! The internet will help us! With cyber-space!!
Jenny
This holds your spirituality!
Eviltron
[badly processed computer voice through tinny speaker] I am Eviltron! The cyber-villain!
Jenny
Look out Jeff! There is electronic crime!!
FX
Computer beeps, wibbling and sucking; random beeps continue under:
Jenny
Oh no! We are being zapped into the internet!
Eviltron
[not tinny any more] Now you are in my cyber-world! In this strange virtual reality landscape of [cut] I end your life! Jizzy Jeff!
Jenny
You are in danger again Jeff. Sort it out.
Jeff
I am [cut] strong!
FX
Abortive attempts to squirt
Jeff
Oh no! My powers [cut] in cyber-space my powers are inoperational! [cut] in cyber-space!
Eviltron
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Jenny
It's not funny! Jeff, I hate Eviltron!
FX
Some sort of unidentifiable sound
Jeff
I [cut] saved the day! I have destructed Eviltron! With the millennium bug!
Bystander#3
Hooray! Jizzy Jeff! [cut] in cyberspace!
Bystander#2
Very good Jizzy Jeff!
Jenny
It was all a plot! [cut] by the Romanians!
Jeff
Now let us exit virtual [cut] cyber- [cut] internet.
FX
Wibbley sucky effect run backwards
Jenny
Hooray for the internet! It is good for law!
Jeff
And pornog... [cut]
Announcer
Law.
Jenny
Jeff you are my friend.
FX
Squirting in pants noise
Jeff
Oops. I think I need a fresh pair of pants.
Announcer
Episode of Jizzy Jeff ending, listen again for more good!