Losertown: Jizzy Jeff 2

Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants, with celebrity guest star Samantha Janus

[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!

[fade]

Yo! Constable!

Hello Jeff. I have got a top secret mission for you from the UN, Jizzy Jeff.

I like having adventures!!

Jizzy Jeff, you will go to Columbia and infiltrate the drugs network, Jeff!

I will get the drugs baron!!

You will need help Jizzy Jeff [sample cut] Here is your partner, special agent Samantha Janus.

I am Samantha Janus.

I make lots of hit records. They are dope.

I have met Billy Crystal.

Now we are in Columbia!

My sperm-senses are tingling!

I am a drugs baron!

Samantha Janus was the drugs baron all along!!

Drugs are bad!

Yes!

People should...

Not

...take drugs.

Yes!

I am sorry Samantha I must arrest you and cover you with my special cream.

Oh Jeff do you have to?

Yes. It is the way of the future for crime-fighting!!

Well done Jeff. You have caught the drugs baron.

Jeff is good for law!

[passionately] I love you Samantha Janus.

Oops. I think I need a fresh pair of pants.

More excitement with very good Jizzy Jeff next time.