Kids should drink more milk

Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Music
[fade]
Jenny
We are fighting crime!!
Jeff
I make lots of money from my rapping records too!
Henchman
Ha, ha ha!! I am [cut] will capture you and take you to Billy Evil's evil lair [cut] of evil.
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is crime!
Jeff
Do not worry Jenny Breezeblock! [cut] my boss at the UN [cut] I will use my semen-related super-powers.
Jenny
[irritated] Well get a f... [cut] [enthusiastic] Hurry Jeff!
Jeff
[matter-of-fact] It has not worked.
Henchman
Ha, ha ha!! Now I have captured you and taken you to Billy Evil's evil lair of evil. [off-mic] I said I would.
Billy
I am Billy Evil,
Announcer
Like Billy Connolly, but with more evil.
Billy
Now I will going to be have you killed! Pesky kids!
Jeff
I do not want to be killed!
Jenny
Why cannot you use your special power? How you did become superhero Jizzy Jeff anyway?
Jeff
[shouting] My origins story!
SFX
Flashback wibbley noise
Music
Beat ends; now in background the theme tune from Shaft.
Jeff
It all started in 1976 I was working on the set of Shaft 7.
Jenny
You were a film star Jeff?
Jeff
I was film star crime-fighter! Now I am real crime-fighter!!
Then I was bitten by a radioactive semen. [off-mic] Radioactive semen? What the... [cut]
SFX
Flashback ending wibbly noise
Music
Back to the beat
Jeff
That is my origins story!!
Billy
I now kill Jizzy Jeff. What is your last request?
Jeff
I want to have a fries and banana milkshakes!!
Henchman
You can have milkshake!!
SFX
Sucking milkshake through a straw
Jeff
With the milk I have got my powers back!!
SFX
Squirting noise
Billy
Argh!
Jenny
Jeff, you have beaten the criminals again yes. I like you.
Bystander#1
I like Jizzy Jeff too.
Bystander#2
He is very good for law!
Jeff
All thanks to milk!!
Bystander#2
Hooray for milk!!
Jenny
All the kids should drink more milk!
SFX
Squirting in pants noise
Jeff
Oops. I think I need a fresh pair of pants.
Announcer
More spiffing action with Jizzy Jeff next time.
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