One in the eye for crime
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Music
[fade]
Jeff
Constable Breezeblock! Yo!
Jenny
Yes. I am Constable Jenny Breezeblock [sample cut] your boss at the United Nations.
Criminal#1
I am a criminal!
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is crime!
Criminal#1
Ha ha ha! I am doing crime! And I am doing it really well!
Jenny
Quick Jeff, get your co...
Announcer
Thingy.
Jenny
...out and shoot the criminal!
Jeff
Yes.
FX
Squirting noise
Criminal#1
[as if covered with liquid; achieved by filling one's mouth with drink and then speaking into a bowl] Oh no. I cannot see.
Jeff
[overenthusiastic] One in the eye for crime!!!
Criminal#2
I am another criminal!
Jeff
I have made lots of successful hit records with my rapping.
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is crime!!
Criminal#2
Now I am assassinating the President!
FX
Squirting noise
Jeff
Again I have thwarted the criminals it is [use same sample as earlier] One in the eye for crime!!!
Bystander#1
Jizzy Jeff is good!
Bystander#2
Hooray for Jizzy Jeff!
Jenny
You have beaten the criminals Jeff. Well done.
Jeff
Crime does not pay!! No!
FX
Squirting in pants noise
Jeff
Oops. I think I need a fresh pair of pants.
Announcer
More stuff with exciting Jizzy Jeff next time.