Losertown: Captain Birdseye 9

It's the adventures of Captain Birdseye! Separated from his young friends and from his stolen fish sticks, the tireless Captain sits all alone in his boat. Poor thing.

Ahoy there! I'm Captain Birdseye!
Yay!
How's about some of my fish cakes in golden batter?
Yay! I love you Captain Birdseye!
Aar! Let's all have some fish!
Yay! We think you're great Captain Birdseye, you must be the best captain ever in the world ever!
Aar, thank you children...

Eh? What?

Ahoy there! I'm Fleet Commander Findus!

Lieutenant Ross reporting for duty Sir!

Can we come in?

Aar! Come on in, me hearties! Would you like a cup of my special fishy tea?

Yes Sir I would like some tea Sir! Can I have a biscuit!

Let's get down to business John. I've come with orders from the Admiral.

Admiral Asda's-Own-Brand?

Yes Sir that's right Sir!

He's heard about your missing fish fingers, and he's concerned. We're all concerned.

I am very concerned Sir!

Thank you Lieutenant Ross. Admiral Asda's-Own-Brand thinks this may be the start of an orchestrated campaign to undermine the fish fingers industry.

Oh no!

Yes. He has sent Lieutenant Ross and myself to help you track down those responsible for this terrible act.

Aye aye Fleet Commander! I think we've nearly found him. The clues pointed to the North Atlantic and we must be nearly there now, after a week's travelling!

Negative Sir! We are still moored in Dover docks Sir!

What?

Come on, let's raise the anchor and sail off, then.

What's an anchor?

More exciting adventures with Captain Birdseye next time!

So how do I raise this anchor thingy then?