The Captain has got a name
Narrator
It's the adventures of Captain Birdseye!
Captain
Ahoy there! I'm Captain Birdseye!
Kids
Yay!
Katie
We know. You always say that.
Captain
[taken aback] I'm... Captain Birdseye.
Kids
Yay!
Katie
But what's your real name?
Captain
I am Captain Birdseye!
Kids
Yay!
Katie
You must have a first name.
Captain
Er. Well. I don't really want to get into...
Katie
Come on! What's your real name? Come on!
Kids
[Yeah! / What is it?! etc.]
Captain
I don't want to say! Can't we talk about fish?
Kids
[Oh, come on! / Tell us! etc.]
Captain
It's embarrassing!
Kids
[Please! / Just tell us! etc.]
Captain
Oh all right then. It's... John.
Narrator
More exciting adventures with Captain Birdseye next time!
Katie
Oh. How very dull.