Sex on the beach
Music
The Vengabus is coming,
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
Roy
Hello to listeners. We are the Vengaboys!
Robin
Yes! We are Vengaboys!
Roy
Vengaboys tour UK in the Vengabus! It is our touring diary!
Robin
I am entitled Robin.
Roy
Today we are in party conurbation...
Robin
Robin is my name... [prompting] and...
Roy
What?
Robin
I am Robin, Roy what is your name?
Roy
...Roy.
Robin
We are Vengaboys!
Roy
I know.
Vengababes
Hi boys!
Robin
We are Vengaboys! Mega!
Kim
Am I a Vengaboy too?
Roy
No! You are Vengababies! Not boys!
Denice
I want to be a Vengaboy! And have sex on the beach!
Robin
Denice you can be a Vengaboy!
Roy
No! Vengababies.
Kim
Huh.
Roy
Today we are in party conurbation Swansea, for continuation of
beach party tour of Vengaboys! An inter-city disco!
Robin
I can tell, Swansea really is place for fun!! And happiness time!
Roy
Correct Robin. In fact, Swansea is birthplace of the party. In 1932,
the party is invented in Swansea by Sir William Party.
Kim
Wows! Is that true Roy Loverboy?
Roy
No! It is joke!
Robin
Ha ha Roy, very funny!!
Denice
Kim, Roy deceived you [pointedly] as usual.
Kim
[irritated] It was a joke Denice.
Robin
[enthusiastic] Yes, very funny!
Roy
Hmm. [pause] Can anybodies see parking spot?
Kim
Try on that back street, boys!
Roy
Kim!! Don't say that!!
Denice
What, Backstreet Boys?
Roy
<shudder>. You must have done that one on purpose.
FX
Car horns beeping
Roy
No. I don't think this is good spot for parking.
Denice
There is a spot!
Roy
OK!
FX
Vengabus stops; door open
Warden
Excuse me mate. You can't park here.
Roy
Why?
Warden
We don't allow buses to park in the town centre.
Robin
Not even buses of party fun?
Denice
With up your face party action... er.. party.
Warden
No. Go home.
Roy
Bugger.
Music
The Vengabus is coming!