(To the tune of Touch and Go's "Would You?".)
Female vocal
I think you're very sweet.
I don't want to spoil our special friendship.
Er...
Frankly, no.
I don't want to spoil our special friendship.
Er...
Frankly, no.
...
I'm not ready for a relationship right now.
I'm still in love with Derek.
Er...
I've already got a boyfriend.
You'll make someone a lovely husband,
But not me.
No. Merry Christmas. Bye.
I'm still in love with Derek.
Er...
I've already got a boyfriend.
You'll make someone a lovely husband,
But not me.
No. Merry Christmas. Bye.
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I'm married.
I'm not interested in men.
I'd rather gouge my eyes out.
Kissing is against my religion.
I must return to the mothership by nightfall.
I'm not interested in men.
I'd rather gouge my eyes out.
Kissing is against my religion.
I must return to the mothership by nightfall.
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I think you're very sweet.
Not in a million years.
I don't want to spoil our special friendship.
Frankly,
Not in a million years.
I don't want to spoil our special friendship.
Frankly,
Male voice
Nooooo! nooo! It's not fair! sob! etc.
Music
ends
Female vocal
Er...