Fellaro
Music
Some sort of naff 'sexy' saxophone-led rubbish
Seductress
Mmmm... do you like choc-ices?
Oohhh... do you like... sticks?
Mmmmhhh... do you like paying over a pound for an ice-cream?
Then why not try new Fellaro?
[from this point the 'seductive' mmms and ohs become more over-the top and interspersed randomly]
Ooohh... cheap dairy ice-cream covered with thick, luxurious chocolate flavour coating.
Ohhhh... contains non-milk fat... mmm...
And all... mounted... on a dreamy stick of... wood. Mmm... ohh... it's outrageously decadent... mmm...
[just random moanings and gubbins cut together for about five seconds]
Mmm... better than Tesco's own brand choc-ices... ohhh... because you get a stick.
New Fellaro...
Oohhh... do you like... sticks?
Mmmmhhh... do you like paying over a pound for an ice-cream?
Then why not try new Fellaro?
[from this point the 'seductive' mmms and ohs become more over-the top and interspersed randomly]
Ooohh... cheap dairy ice-cream covered with thick, luxurious chocolate flavour coating.
Ohhhh... contains non-milk fat... mmm...
And all... mounted... on a dreamy stick of... wood. Mmm... ohh... it's outrageously decadent... mmm...
[just random moanings and gubbins cut together for about five seconds]
Mmm... better than Tesco's own brand choc-ices... ohhh... because you get a stick.
New Fellaro...
v/o#1
It's a choc-ice...
v/o#2
...on a stick!!