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He's cute! He's danger! He's the Jizzy Jeff action figure doll!
Girl
I love you Jizzy Jeff!
Boy
Jeff is cool! And good for law!
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He fights crime with his fist action!
Boy
You're through Doctor Impolite! Pow!
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Pull his cord and he talks!
Jeff
[cheap tinny voice] Yo! I am the best in the world at rapping! Suck my [...slow down to halt]
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And press his special button to activate his super power!
FX
Squirting
Girl
Urgh!
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Semen refills are available in all good stores, or follow the supplied instructions to make your own.
Girl
Jizzy Jeff is lovely!
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He's cute! He's danger! He's the Jizzy Jeff action figure doll! Available now from only 168 pounds 72.
Disclaimer
Not suitable for children under fourteen, pregnant women, those with a heart condition, or people.