That's entertainment
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Groupie
Oh Jeff, can I please have your co... [cut] autograph?
Jeff
Yes, teenage girl, I am filming my new rapping video [cut] you may
have autograph. [beat; cut] for twenty dollar.
Groupie
Ooh! Thank you Jeff! Grateful!
Jeff
Now get off the set. Lights, camera...
Jenny
Jeff, hello!
Jeff
Oh, for f... [cut] Hello Jenny Breezeblock out of the UN, what are you
want?
Jenny
Danger warning adventure Jeff! I have been kidnapped!! By Evil Toby!!
Jeff
Oh no! [cut] bad! Jenny Breezeblock has been capture hostage!! I must
help her! Jizzy Jeff! [pause] After I have finished my video.
Announcer
Next day...
Jenny
Rescue me Jeff!!
Jeff
I'll do it tomorrow.
Announcer
Next week...
Jenny
Jeff! I am still kidnapped [cut] please help me.
Jeff
All right! All right you b... [cut] Jizzy Jeff to rescue.
Bystander#3
Jizzy Jeff is heroic!
Bystander#2
Jeff makes me smile, hooray!
Jeff
I am at lair of Evil Toby.
Groupie
Jeff!
FX
Squirting (cut short)
Groupie
Urgh!
Jeff
Sorry, teenage girl. Jeff thought you were evildoer.
Groupie
Now I will sue Jizzy Jeff.
Jeff
No you won't.
FX
Squirting
Groupie
Argh! <glub>
Jeff
Now Jeff will penetrate the compound.
Toby
Ha ha! He said penetrate!
Jenny
Be quiet Evil Toby [cut] Jeff is my friend. One by one Jeff destroys
your defences!!
Toby
No! You are quiet! Release the magnetic robots!!
Jenny
<gasp> No! [genuinely worried] Not the magnetic robots!! Look
out Jeff, there is crime!!
Jeff
Oh no!! The magnetic robots are coming!!
Toby
<snigger>. He said coming.
Jenny
Shut up Evil Toby!
Jeff
The game is up Evil Toby!!
Toby
<snort> You said 'the game', like 'on the game'!!!!
Jeff
Shut your [cut] Evil Toby!! Now drink my [cut]!!
FX
Squirting
Toby
...ha, ha... [drowning] you... said...
Jenny
Jeff you have rescued me!! About ti... [cut] nice, handsome Jeff.
Bystander#2
I think [cut] yes.
Bystander#3
Yes, I agree! He is good for law!!
Bystander#2
I wish I was Jeff.
Bystander#3
Me too!!
Jenny
Jeff [cut] But what about the magnetic robots?
Jeff
I forgot them.
Jenny
Well, that's entertainment!!!
Jeff
Ha, ha! Yes, you are certainly right there.
Announcer
Jeff continues being Jeff, same time, same station, different
hairstyle.