Jizzy Jeff in outer space

Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants, in outer space!!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Jenny
Jeff why is the sky blue?
Jeff
Very interesting little gir... [cut] my immediate superior in the United Nations. To answer this question, we [cut] it is necessary to [cut] outer space!
Jenny
Can we take the bus?
Jeff
Ha ha ha!
Jenny
Ha ha ha
[beat] Well?
Jeff
No! We must go to NASA base!
Jenny
Can we take the bus?
Jeff
[beat] Yes!
FX
bus going past
Astronaut
Hello, I am a NASA astronaut, who are you?
Jenny
I am Constable Jenny Breezeblock, and this is Jizzy Jeff!
Astronaut
I have heard a lot about you! Welcome to our secret NASA den!
Jenny
Can we go [cut] outer space?
Astronaut
OK!!!!! The space escalator is here!
Jeff
Thank you very much, bye!!!!
Music
2001 - Also Sprach Zarathrustra, or the Blue Danube
Jenny
Jeff I love space! It is beautiful here!
Ninja
Hi-yahh! Attack [cut] murder Jizzy Jeff!
Jenny
Look out Jeff! There are ninjas!!
FX
Squirting
Jeff
I defeated all the space ninjas!
Jenny
But who is behind the [cut] evil?
FX
Dah-dah-dahh!
Jeff
In space!!!
Jenny
<gasp>! I don't believe! [cut] it!
Doctor
Ha ha! Jizzy Jeff is [cut] you are a big front bottom!!
Jeff
Doctor Impolite! My arch-nemesises!!
Doctor
Jeff does wee-wees! With his face! Ha ha ha!
[matter-of-fact] Also I will destroy the world with space ray.
Jeff
Wrong! In zero-gravity [cut] my powers in zero-gravity [cut] are very good!
FX
Squirting with some sort of distortion
Doctor
Aargh! Botty! Pooooooooooo! [echo fade]
Jeff
Now and I have thusly saved the world!
Bystander#3
I celebrate [cut] success of Jizzy Jeff!
Bystander#2
Jeff is good in space too!
Bystander#3
That episode almost made sense!
Jenny
But Jeff, why is the sky blue?
Jeff
[beat] Paint.
Announcer
More super duper with educational Jizzy Jeff, the next time it is on!
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