Jeff is the best one
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is cr... [cut] mail!
Jeff
What does it say! Jenny Breezeblock of the UN!
Jenny
[irritated] Read it yourself you laz... [cut] I will read it for you my love.
Jeff
I can't read!
Jenny
Jeff! [cut] Jizzy
Jeff
All the kids want to be like me [cut] big superstar! [cut] Spaghetti.
Jenny
Jeff, the mail says I have taken your parents hostage! I want one million dollars' worth of dollars [cut] in dollars money!
Jim
I want one million dollars' worth of dollars [cut] in dollars money!
Jenny
Jeff, it also says meet me in Romania!
Jim
Also meet me in Romania Jeff signed mysterious evil villain!! Ah ha ha ha!
Jenny
Jeff, the mysterious evil villain laughs at you! [vicious] Kill him.
Jeff
Jeff is flying in the Jizzcopter! [cut] Spaghetti.
Jenny
I am here too!
Jeff
Jizzcopter power!
Jenny
We are in [cut] Romanian village!!
Romanian#1
Vukslav artivo pliskjich Jeff!!
Romanian#2
Yor. Blesjo simina.
Jenny
Jeff, the Romanians say we want yoghurt!
Jeff
Luckily, I left the real Jizzcopter at home! This is [cut] yoghurt fridge.
Romanian#1
Jeff baret pro legio arbey!!!
Jenny
Jeff, the Romanians say Jeff is good for law, Jeff!
Jeff
Where is mysterious evil villain? [cut] Spaghetti!!!
Jenny
Over there!
Jim
I want to kill Jizzy Jeff [cut] as well.
Jeff
Oh dear! It is my evil twin Jizzy Jim!
Jenny
Gosh!
Jeff
He has powers too!
Jim
Jeff [cut] I take your place I am better! [cut] your life will cease!!
SFX
Squirting. Squirting back. More squirting.
Jenny
No!
SFX
More bits of squirting
Jeff
I win!
Jim
... and I lose!!!
Romanian#1
Hooray, Jeff is the best one! [cut] Spaghetti.
Romanian#2
We can speaking English all along! Ha ha ha!
Jenny
Jeff, the Romanians say they can speaking English! Ha ha!
Jeff
Funny joke! Jeff likes you.
Romanian#1
We thank the Jizzy Jeff for saving our village!
Romanian#2
Now pi[cut] go away quickly.
Jeff
I am having an emotion.
Jenny
Spaghetti.
SFX
Squirting in pants
Jeff
Oops. I think I need a fresh pair of pants.
Announcer
Yes. If you like Jeff, listen next time, friend!